Second Life Music Parody Project
Original Lyrics & Musical Score By Samual Wetherby
We’ve all met “that guy” in Second Life and was playing with the concept of “He’s So Vain” by Carly Simon.
This song is available for download and limited use within Second Life, DJ, Singers and more. All Rights Reserved, Copyright 2026
Just to clarify… I don’t sing (least not well enough to perform). I don’t play any instruments (God knows I’ve tried to learn), although have been composing and editing music and videos for decades.
LYRICS
[Intro]
[Camera shutters]
[Club crowd]
[Soft female laugh]
There he goes again…
Another club…
Another girl…
Another picture…
[Verse 1]
Fresh mesh jacket, perfect fade,
Walking like a marketplace ad,
Profile picture changed again,
Three new girls inside his friends.
Every club he owns the floor,
Every woman wants him more,
Buying dances, dropping lines,
Calling everybody “mine.”
But by the end of every song,
He’s already moving on,
Got his ex in IMs while he’s slow dancing with you,
Telling both of you the same things too.
[Pre-Chorus]
And he says—
“Baby, catch my better side.”
“Hold me closer, let’s go outside.”
“Windlight glowing, pose real slow…
This picture’s gonna steal the show.”
[Chorus]
He’s so vain…
Probably thinks every girl wants his name,
He’s so vain…
Probably got another date lined up again.
Every Friday someone new,
Saturday another view,
He’s so vain…
Yeah, he’ll lure you into pictures like he’s falling for you.
[Instrumental Break]
[Funky guitar]
[Camera clicks]
[IM notification sounds]
[Verse 2]
Private skybox, velvet lights,
Sultry photos every night,
Pulls you close and plays it smooth,
Like you’re the only girl he chooses.
Matching outfits, couple pose,
Then tomorrow nobody knows,
Flickr albums full of hearts,
Different women, different parts.
Checking out somebody’s girl,
Watching every head that turns,
Says he’s “done” with all the games,
Then repeats them all again.
[Pre-Chorus]
And he says—
“Girl, your angles look so good.”
“Stand right here like Hollywood.”
“One more picture, don’t say no…
Everybody’s gonna know.”
[Chorus]
He’s so vain…
Probably thinks the whole damn grid’s his stage,
He’s so vain…
Probably flirting with his ex between each page.
New girl dancing every night,
Moonlit photos, soft pink lights,
He’s so vain…
Yeah, every club on the grid already knows his game.
[Bridge]
[Music softens]
He’s got albums full of women,
But they all start looking the same,
Cause every picture’s really about him…
And every dance becomes his frame…
[Build-Up]
[Drums rising]
Tonight…
Another club…
Another girl…
[Final Chorus]
He’s so vain…
Probably thinks every mirror loves his face,
He’s so vain…
Probably falling into somebody new every day.
Got his ex still on the line,
While another girl thinks he’s mine,
He’s so vain…
Yeah, he leaves a trail of broken hearts across the grid behind.
[Outro]
[Rapid camera shutters]
“Wait… one more pose.”
[Club ambience fades]
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