Second Life Music Parody Project
Original Song MinJi Onyx
Get ready to pop some lindens and laugh till your pixel sides hurt! “Weekend Shop,” a Second Life parody of Macklemore’s Thrift Shop, dives into the wild world of weekend sales where every avatar’s a fashion hunter, every storefront is a battlefield, and that outfit you had to have… was sold in parts. It’s cheeky, relatable, and way too real for any SL shopper on a Linden budget.
Lyrics
What, what, what, what—
(Look at that sale!)
What, what, what, what—
(Yo, let’s go shop!)
I’m gonna pop some Lindens,
Got my 300 linden weekly stipend (I’m rich!)
I-I-I’m huntin’, lookin’ for that bargain,
This designer’s got me ballin’!
Walk up in the event like, “What up, I got my spend on!”
Flex group tags everywhere, it’s a discount buying marathon.
Damn right, I’m huntin’ deals,
‘Cause the weekend sales are on
But that dope new suit?
Oh no— the pants’s sold separately, gang!
Buy the shoes, get the socks naw, that’s extra.
Pose pack split in three bruh, that’s pressure!
I shoulda known better than to click that vendor,
Now my cart looks like a linden dollar blender!
“Fatpack it, baby, get all the tones!”
But my wallet cryin’ louder than my microphone.
I’m in my skybox tryin’ demos like a clone
Spent my rent money, but my avatar grown!
I’m gonna pop some Lindens,
Got my 300 linden weekly stipend (I’M RICH!)
I-I-I’m huntin’, lookin’ for that bargain,
This— designer’s got me ballin’!
Yo, they got the shoes for 75 Lindens?
Oh, the shirt’s also 75 Lindens?
Wait, the styling HUD is sold separate?!
That’s not even the full color pack, bruh—
Come on, I just wanted pink!
Hit the Fifty Linden Friday,
My inventory cryin’.
Saturday Sale,
Now my friends all buyin’.
Sunday rolls in,
I swear I’m done tryin’,
Then I see that “limited edition” sign I’m lyin’.
Catwa head, mad dog face,
I need the right drip for my dope Gianni base!
Gimme that sparkle, flex that shine,
It’s just digital fashion but bruh, I’m divine!
I’m gonna pop some Lindens,
Got my 300 linden weekly stipend (WORD!)
I-I-I’m huntin’, lookin’ for that bargain,
This designer’s got me ballin’!
Yo, is that… a demo line watermark across my butt?
Oh no I forgot to buy it.
Alright, teleport me to the next sale.
(Let’s goooo!)
