Alright, I’ll admit it… this song comes straight from one of my most mortifying Second Life experiences. We’ve all had them, right? That one moment you swear you’ll never speak of, but years later you’re laughing so hard you can barely type. Well, mine started with a cute little pink pose ball.
There it was, glowing innocently in the corner of a strange region I’d just wandered into while exploring. It looked harmless, even inviting. I hovered over it for a second and thought, “Oh, what could possibly go wrong?” Famous last words.
One click later, I was suddenly unclothed, teleported, and surrounded by strangers with physics attachments swinging like wind chimes in a hurricane. My eyes opened wide, my jaw dropped, and that’s when I realized the awful truth… I had forgotten to turn off RLV.
There I was, bound, gagged, and unable to teleport out. I could only watch as chaos unfolded, trying not to cry or laugh, or both. Eventually, I managed to escape, but the damage (and embarrassment) was done.
So instead of hiding from it, I turned it into a song. “Little Pose Ball” is my musical confession, a piano ballad about the moment curiosity, and bad settings collided in the most ridiculous way possible. It’s funny, it’s painful, and it’s one hundred percent virtually real.
Lesson from MinJi: Always look before you sit and please, please turn off your RLV before exploring unknown regions. Trust me… your dignity will thank you.
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Lyrics
Little pose ball
I see you innocently awaiting
Shiny pink and gravitating
I hear your call
I look around… I’m all alone
I don’t know how… I could ever just say no….
I know that I… should probably refrain
But how can I… quite possibly abstain….
Now I’m un clothed and down on all fours
Teleported to a different floor
I’m no longer alone, it’s not just me…
Men with their physics dongs in hand
I may be ball gagged but I understand
I forgot to turn off the RLV….
Oh little pose ball…
How could you have done this…..
To me.
They took their turns, they turned me out
Blindfolded and mute I could not shout
Bent and bound and hung horizontally
I played the part in all of their fantasies
Now I’m un clothed and down on all fours
Teleported to a different floor
I’m no longer alone, it’s not just me…
Men with their physics dongs wobbling in their hands
I may be ball gagged but I understand
I forgot to turn off the RLV….
Oh little pose ball…
How could you have done this…..
To me.
Oh little pose ball…
How could you have done this…..
To me.
