We’ve all been there. Whether you are a guy or a girl in Second Life, someone you met has presented themselves as something they are not. I do say all the time, “you do you, I’ll do me…” Play SL how you want to play it, but voice verify 1st!!! LOL
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Just to clarify… I don’t sing (least not well enough to perform). I don’t play any instruments (God knows I’ve tried to learn), although have been composing and editing music and videos for decades.
LYRICS
[INTRO]
Yo yo yo… (uh-huh)
Grid boys gather up…
This one’s for every avatar who thought he scored big…
Then got hit with that deep-voice surprise. (background singer softly: “Catfiiinaaa…”)
Yeah… that funky cold… Catfina.
[VERSE 1]
Hit the club feelin’ smooth, got my mesh on blast, AO swingin’ left-right, movin’ clean and fast.
Saw a thick lil’ snack sittin’ close at the bar,
Shape dialed perfect, glow bright like a star.
(background singer: “Look at her… she fine…”)
I said, “Damn girl you hot,” she typed, “Come through,”
We danced all night, bodies stuck like glue. I said, “Let’s TP home, girl, change the arena…”
She clicked on voice… (bass drop) (background singer: “Oh no… Catfina…”)
BRO… That was Funky Cold Catfina.
[CHORUS]
Every time I’m rollin’ in the club thinkin’
I’m the main arena, (background singer echoing: “Main arenaaa…”)
I get caught by a queen… who’s secretly a dude named Tina. (background singer: “Teeeee-na…”)
The grid keeps playin’ me hard like some wicked hyena…
That funky… cold… Catfina. (background singer: “Catfina… so funky…”)
Yeah, that funky cold Catfina.
[VERSE 2]
Next night I said, “Nope, not fallin’ again,”
Checkin’ profiles deep like a scanner’s best friend.
Saw a bad-lookin’ avatar movin’ slick on the floor, AO smooth like butter on a hardwood door. (background singer: “Butter smooth…”)
She said, “Come to my skybox,” so I hit that TP, Landing on plush rugs lookin’ luxury.
Then she hit voice low… like a gravel road screamer… (background singer whisper: “Baaaaa-by no…”)
BRO… Another Funky Cold Catfina.
[CHORUS]
Every time I’m rollin’ in the club thinkin’
I’m the main arena, (background singer: “He the main arenaaa…”)
I get caught by a queen… who’s secretly a dude named Tina. (background singer: “That’s Tinaaaa…”)
The grid keeps clownin’ me hard like some wicked hyena…
That funky… cold… Catfina. (background singer: “So cold… Catfina…”)
Yeah, that funky cold Catfina.
[BRIDGE]
I’m not hatin’, man, but this grid’s pure chaos, (background singer: “Chaotic love…”)
These avatars play games like a roleplay boss.
I said, “Voice first next time,” they said, “Boy don’t start,” (background singer: “Don’t start… don’t start…”)
Then one clicked voice deep like a broken cantina… And boom… (background singer: “Catfiiinaaa…”)
Hit again by Funky Cold Catfina.
[VERSE 3]
Now I’m sittin’ on my couch like, “Man I’m cursed,”
But I still hit clubs, because hey, I’ve seen worse. (background singer: “You always come back…”)
Rockin’ fresh mesh fit with a flex so mean,
Lookin’ like I spawned from a spotlight beam.
Saw a hottie by the DJ, glow tight, AO lean, Movin’ like a dream in a nightclub scene.
She said, “Hey cutie, come dance with me,” I said, “Yeah girl… but voice check free?” (background singer teasing: “Check her voice… check her voi-i-ice…”)
She clicked that mic… sweet as a ballerina, (background singer: “She real… she real…”)
No trace of Catfina.
[FINAL CHORUS]
Every time I’m rollin’ in the club thinkin’ I’m the main arena, (background singer: “Main arenaaa…”)
I get caught by a queen… who’s secretly a dude named Tina. (background singer: “Teeeee-na…”)
But tonight I broke free from the Catfina schema… (background singer: “No Catfinaaa…”)
No funky… cold… Catfina.
Not this time, funky cold Catfina. (background singer: “You free tonight…”)
[RAP OUTRO]
Yo ladies of the grid, if you real tonight, Flip your mic on early, keep it honest, keep it right. (background singer: “Keep it real…”)
’Cause my trust bar’s low like a prim in the floor,
Got Catfina’d so many times I don’t flirt no more. (background singer: “Maybe a little…”)
But if you smooth and legit with a queen-like gleam,
Come dance with me tight in this pixel dream.
Just promise one thing before you make me lean… (background singer: “Say it… say it…”)
When you hit that mic…
Don’t be a damn Catfina. (background singer: “No Catfinaaa…”)
