Second Life Music Parody Project
Original Song MinJi Onyx
Get your pixel hearts ready “Bad Erotic RP Romance” is here to drag every cringey cuddle and overly dramatic love fail in Second Life’s ERP scene! A parody of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, this track dives headfirst into the world of broken poseballs, typoed sexts, and partners who vanish mid-RP. It’s spicy, tragic, and hilariously too real for anyone who’s ever fallen in (virtual) love the wrong way.
This song is available for down and limited use within Second Life, DJ, Singers and more. All Rights Reserved, Copyright 2025
Lyrics:
“Bad Erotic RP-romance”
Influenced by “Bad Romance”
Rah-rah-rezz-ah-rezz
TP—bad choices, yes
Rah-rah-rezz-ah-rezz
Erotic RP-romance foolishness
I want out of this
Strange Erotic RP-romance
I want delete from this
Cringey SL romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Nah-nah-nah, let go!
Ooh—stuck in a bad Erotic RP-romance!
You typed “leans in close” like it’s a porno script
Your fingers stumble—auto-correct goes crypt
Your face is perfect—body sliders all dripped
But every emote feels like a bad fanfic
Met you at a club—now you call me “bae”
We barely danced—now you wanna roleplay
Your pickup lines sound like discount cliché
Babe—whoa—no way!
I want out of this
Strange Erotic RP-romance
I want delete from this
Cringey SL romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
No-no-no, let go!
Ooh—stuck in a bad Erotic RP-romance!
You say “I’ll dominate” but you look like a fairy
bad boy persona but only your emote is scary
Your gestures scream moan—like a cheap pop-up ad
And your freebie galaxy bed is lagging so bad
Your junk is swayin’, chat’s cliché and
Everything you type is frustratin’
Yes, your AO keeps misbehavin’
Stop! My patience is decayin’!
I want out of this
Strange Erotic RP-romance
I want delete from this
Cringey SL romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Nah-nah-nah, just no!
Ooh—stuck in a bad Erotic RP-romance!
Don’t want your collar
Don’t want your ring
I should’ve logged off
and made porn hub my thing
You’re droppin’ props—
deadwool tryin’ to impress
I’m tappin’ “X”—
This is too much stress!
I want out of this
Strange Erotic RP-romance
I want delete from this
Cringey SL romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Why’d I say “yes,” oh no!
Caught in a bad, caught in a bad—
Erotic RP-romance!
Rah-rah-rezz-ah-rezz
TP—bad choices, yes
Ooh—stuck in a bad Erotic RP-romance!
