A Second Life parody song celebrating those unintentionally entertaining SL Dj’s
Every longtime resident of Second Life knows the type. You walk into a club, the gestures are looping, the crowd is quiet, and the DJ in the booth looks like he is carrying the soul of nightlife in his hands, and upon his shoulders. He is the one who added DJ in front of his name the moment he discovered display names and now wears it like a crown.
Let me say this first.
There are genuinely great DJs in Second Life. Some mix live with real skill. Some simply play songs but have amazing on air personalities that make every set feel fun and personal. They are the heartbeat of our nightlife. This song is not about them. They deserve applause and our admiration and lindens.
This song is for the others….
The icons of accidental comedy.
“DJ Doo Doo” was not inspired by one night. It grew from years of wandering through clubs all over the grid. I kept meeting these over confident DJ characters who flirted boldly, blasted the same old tracks, and acted like they were legendary gifts to the world. I found myself giggling at how easily humility skipped right over them. Their charm came from how unintentionally funny they were.
So I wrote a parody that celebrates that whole vibe.
A little roast.
A little love letter to the silly side of SL nightlife.
A playful nod to every DJ who believes their true Second Life sparkle begins the moment they slap “DJ” in front of their name… or worse, those who go all in and make a whole new avatar with “DJ” baked right into the username even though, deep down, they probably should not have.
“DJ Doo Doo” is silly, affectionate, and very real. We all know at least one DJ who thinks this song might be about him. And honestly, it probably is. So turn up the volume and enjoy a few minutes of pure SL comedy.
With love, laughter, and all the Doo Doo spirit your night can handle.
This song is available for down and limited use within Second Life, DJ, Singers and more. All Rights Reserved, Copyright 2025
Lyrics:
[Hook]
Hi, my name is… what?
My name is… who?
My name is…
[crowd chant] DJ Doo Doo
Hi, my name is… hey!
My name is… yo!
My name is…
[crowd chant] DJ Doo Doo
[Verse 1]
He swayed into the club with his Deadwool swag,
He’s the DJ in the booth with a brand new tag.
He changed his display name so you know it to
He is his own legend known as DJ Doo Doo.
Tossing out gestures “let me see you move”
But he keeps screaming “yeahhh” like he is his own hype crew.
Playlist full of songs that we all outgrew,
But he plays them proud like they are something new.
[Pre-Chorus]
Glowsticks waving like a late night zoo,
Gestures popping off every beat or two.
Crowd of three stands still but he sees a breakthrough,
Talking like he is playing a world debut.
[Hook male]
Hi, my name is… what?
My name is… who?
My name is…
[crowd chant] DJ Doo Doo
[Verse 2]
He says “requests?” like he wants your vibe,
Then plays the same track from two thousand and five.
Youtube intros blastin we roll with the groove,
Because chaos is the charm of his SL move.
He swears he is mixing live but we all knew
He is just clicking next like DJ Doo Doo’s do.
Still we tip him a few lindens because it feels true,
No party survives without a DJ Doo Doo.
[Female Spoken Interlude]
“Oh wow… hey DJ. I love your tattoos…
And your style…
And that way you move behind the booth…
Mmm you are so cute.
You wanna go back to my place and mix something special just for me?
I promise I am totally a real girl…
[DJ Doo Doo speaks]
“Hit that mic honey.. Let me hear those words off those smexy lips of yours”
[female speaks]
Oh I can’t tonight baby.. My mic is broken.. But my profile says Voice Verified.
[Final Hook]
Hi, my name is… what?
My name is… who?
My name is…
[crowd chant] DJ Doo Doo
Hi, my name is… hey!
My name is… yo!
My name is…
[crowd chant] DJ Doo Doo
