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My Type ~ Second Life Parody Project
Second Life Music Parody Project
Original Lyrics & Musical Score By Samual Wetherby
This one was a lot of fun to write.
It’s the unofficial theme song for all the Second Life guys who swear they’re taking a break from dating, flirting, and chasing pretty women… right up until a blonde, brunette, or redhead walks into the club.
A little truth, a little humor, and probably a little too much personal experience.
This song is available for download and limited use within Second Life, DJ, Singers and more. All Rights Reserved, Copyright 2026
Just to clarify… I don’t sing (least not well enough to perform). I don’t play any instruments (God knows I’ve tried to learn), although have been composing and editing music and videos for decades.
LYRICS:
TITLE: My Type
[Verse 1]
Buddy asked me what my type was.
I said…
That’s easy.
Blonde.
Brunette.
Redhead.
He said…
“That’s not a type.”
I said…
“Sure it is.”
[Chorus]
I like blondes.
I like brunettes.
I like redheads.
Yeah that’s my problem.
I see one smile.
I lose my mind.
Every single time.
Yeah that’s my problem.
[Verse 2]
Club Five Eleven on a Friday night.
Golden Hour on a Saturday.
Muddy’s on a Sunday afternoon.
And somehow…
I’m still surprised.
A blonde catches my eye.
Then a brunette walks by.
Then a redhead smiles.
And there goes another night.
[Chorus]
I like blondes.
I like brunettes.
I like redheads.
Yeah that’s my problem.
I tell myself.
“Not tonight.”
Then there goes another one.
[Verse 3]
At Fogbound.
At The Warehouse.
At Big Daddy’s after dark.
At Vive Ama RIE.
At Kickin Boots.
Somebody always sparks.
One’s a singer.
One’s a blogger.
One’s a model on the feed.
One says hello.
One says maybe.
One’s everything I don’t need.
[Breakdown]
I should know better.
By now.
I really should.
[Short Pause]
But…
[Final Chorus]
I like blondes.
I like brunettes.
I like redheads.
Yeah that’s my problem.
One more smile.
One more dance.
One more chance to never learn.
I like blondes.
I like brunettes.
I like redheads.
Yeah that’s my problem.
[Music Drops]
Buddy asked me again…
“Sam…
What’s your type?”
Blonde.
Brunette.
Redhead.
[Female Vocal Laugh]
[Band Hit]
Yeah…
That’s probably my problem.
[Big Ending]
[End]
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