I’m too Sexy for my Prim Hair!

Second Life Music Parody Project

Got to love SL and all the wonderful and crazy people that keep us coming back day after day. Here’s a little fun parody song I wrote about those amazing looking avatars that seem to got it all together.

This song is available for download and limited use within Second Life, DJ, Singers and more. All Rights Reserved, Copyright 2026

Lyrics – I’m Too Sexy for My Prim Hair

Verse 1
I log into the grid tonight
Camera zoomed and pose just right
New skin glowing in the light
Yeah my avatar’s a sight

Inventory twenty thousand deep
Half the stuff I didn’t mean to keep
But if there’s a sale you know I’m there
Just to find that perfect hair

Chorus
I’m too sexy for my prim hair
Too sexy for this sim square
Too sexy for this chair

I’m too sexy for my mesh skin
Too sexy for this club spin
DJ play it again

Verse 2
Strutting through the shopping fair
Everybody starts to stare
Designer boots and flexi flair
Windlight shining everywhere

Somebody asks “Where’d you get that look?”
Marketplace is where I took
Three hours scrolling through a store
Now I’ve got two thousand items more

Chorus
I’m too sexy for my prim hair
Too sexy for this sim square
Too sexy for this chair

I’m too sexy for my AO
Too sexy for this dance show
Too sexy for lag though

Bridge
Teleport failed… try again
Hair is stuck inside my chin
Lag is moving everything slow
But I’m still the star of the show

Final Chorus
I’m too sexy for my prim hair
Too sexy for this sim square
Too sexy everywhere

I’m too sexy for my mesh waist
Too sexy for your slow rez
Watch me strike a pose… yes

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